the hats are eating their brains!

i don't know about you, but i wouldn't be caught dead in public wearing one of those hats. it looks like some kind of furry... thing has latched on to both their heads! do you see one of them is screaming her frigging head off and the other one is crying? i fear for the brains of the human race. this insanity can not continue! evil brainsucking hats must be stopped!